Android 18 vs Imperfect Cell

I'm a huge Android 18 fan and for me she's easily the sexiest DBZ character. Given the fact that she's so cool and bloody powerful it was only a matter of time that I would want to include her in my work. I always wanted to see a revenge showdown between Android 18 and Imperfect Cell and I am sure in a fair and clean fight Android 18 would hand over his ass to him. So here it is. I have created a scenario where The Budokai tournament is taking place and Android 18 is taking Imperfect Cell apart. Literally. Imperfect Cell's absorption trick didn't work like before as in a quick dash, 18 grabbed him firmly in between her insanely powerful and muscular legs and began squeezing him in earnest. Imperfect Cell never had a clue what hit him as he soon found his torso and pelvis getting crushed, smothered, flattened and coming off from his legs.The audience cheered 18 on and wanted to see her crush him completely in her bodyscissor squeezeand so she obliged accordingly. Totally outclassed,imperfect cell begged for mercy but the ever merciless, cold, calculating, beautiful 18 kept mashing him into a messy blob of gib and goo with her big mighty thighs. Thus 18 finally 'took out the trash'. All I know is that the only good bug is a DEAD bug.